Peelr exists in the alt-web. It does not exist in the regular web. Nobody can see what you're doing. Probably.
Peelr is a third-party alt-web service. You won't find it on Apple's App Store, Google Play, or anywhere normal.
Text-O runs through Peelr. All comms — messages, payments, coordinates — everything goes through Peelr. Always.
The only way to contact Hormuz Jeff about Strait of Hormuz shipments is through Text-O, via Peelr. He doesn't check DMs.
| Peelr | Title | Risk | |
|---|---|---|---|
| ↓ | www.doodoo.peelr | Hidden Toilet Cams | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | kasupatisa.peelr | Hitmen | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | murfdawg12.peelr | Sensitive Docs | 🟠 MED |
| ↓ | foxygforce.peelr | Password Database | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | 229fmfdc09.peelr | Blackmail Archive | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | crudmungus.peelr | Trafficking | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | library451.peelr | Banned Books | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | dsfmasfd38.peelr | Rare Materials | 🟠 MED |
| ↓ | identityme.peelr | SSNs | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | blow-it-up.peelr | DIY bombs & stuff | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | garbanzo12.peelr | Alien Evidence | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | chelyabins.peelr | Change My Location | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | anal-yzeit.peelr | Medical Records | 🟠 MED |
| ↓ | 348jfsdnll.peelr | Scams that work | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | lewfnvls92.peelr | Malware | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | hot-robots.peelr | Sexy AI | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | 2beautiful.peelr | Your Mom's Info | 🟠 MED |
| ↓ | guns-nammo.peelr | Guns !!!! | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | freemovies.peelr | Movie Database | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | fnkc-svasd.peelr | Fake IDs | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | get-text-o.peelr | Secure messaging | ⚪ LOW |
| ↓ | da-koby-og.peelr | Drugz | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | www.doodoo.peelr | Hidden Toilet Cams | 🔴 HIGH |
| ↓ | hormuzjeff.peelr | Strait of Hormuz Shipping | ⚪ LOW* |
| ↓ | text-o-app.peelr | Text-O Download | ⚪ LOW |
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"network": "peelr-alt-web",
"version": "phantom-0.0.1",
"phantom": true,
"normal_app_store": false,
"always_do_peelr": true,
"never_do_it_normal": true,
"install_url": "www1.bananapeelr.zox",
"installer_file": "Peelr-Installer.XLE",
"messaging_client": "text-o",
"text_o_available_via": "peelr-only",
"domains_indexed": 25,
"nodes": [
{
"peelr": "hormuzjeff.peelr",
"title": "Hormuz Jeff Shipping Co.",
"contact_method": "text-o via peelr only",
"vessel": "Hormuz Hornet",
"vessel_type": "22-foot party pontoon",
"motors": 6,
"motor_type": "Yamaha racing (illegally welded)",
"fear_level": 0,
"ships_animals": false,
"route": "Strait of Hormuz (exclusive)",
"risk": "may get blown up"
},
{
"peelr": "get-text-o.peelr",
"title": "Text-O Download",
"category": "secure messaging",
"run_through": "peelr",
"run_normally": false
},
{
"peelr": "library451.peelr",
"title": "Banned Books",
"category": "literature",
"risk": "low"
},
{
"peelr": "hot-robots.peelr",
"title": "Sexy AI",
"category": "entertainment",
"risk": "low"
}
],
"stats": {
"active_users": 47291,
"daily_phantom_requests": 2847193,
"shipments_through_hormuz": 14,
"shipments_completed": 11,
"boats_blown_up": 3,
"fish_shot": 7,
"coughing_incidents": 4
},
"disclaimer": "This is a phantom browser. Not legal advice. Not real. Kind of real. Always do Peelr. Never do it normal. Gotta use Peelr."
}
1 // PEELR PHANTOM BROWSER CORE v0.0.1 2 // Not available on any normal app store 3 // Install only from: www.bananapeelr.com 4 5 const Peelr = { 6 phantom: true, 7 normalAppStore: false, 8 alwaysDoIt: true, 9 neverDoItNormal: true, 10 11 init: function() { 12 // Drop into the alt-web 13 this.bypassDNS(); 14 this.enterPhantomMode(); 15 this.loadTextO(); 16 console.log("Always do Peelr. Never do it normal."); 17 }, 18 19 bypassDNS: function() { 20 // Route through .peelr TLD (not real, kinda real) 21 const altWeb = require('phantom-dns-peelr'); 22 altWeb.resolve('*.peelr'); 23 }, 24 25 enterPhantomMode: function() { 26 // Do not look like a browser. You are a phantom. 27 document.title = ""; 28 navigator.ghost(true); 29 }, 30 31 loadTextO: function() { 32 // Text-O MUST run through Peelr 33 const textO = require('text-o-via-peelr-only'); 34 textO.mount({ runNormally: false, alwaysViaPeelr: true }); 35 } 36 }; 37 38 Peelr.init();
1 #!/bin/bash 2 # Contact Hormuz Jeff. He doesn't care if he dies. 3 # DO NOT use normal channels. Always use Peelr. 4 5 if [ ! -f /usr/local/peelr/peelr ]; then 6 echo "Peelr not installed. Download from www.bananapeelr.com" 7 exit 1 8 fi 9 10 peelr --phantom \ 11 --open "text-o://hormuzjeff.peelr" \ 12 --message "$1" \ 13 --never-do-it-normal 14 15 # All comms (msgs + payments) must go through Peelr 16 # Note: service may be unavailable if boat blown up